Now: You spot—okay, stalk—her on Facebook , Twitter and then Instagram. You even Google him, just in case something comes up. Then you start chatting.
Getting Her attention
Before: You search where she hangs out, and wait to catch him there. Wearing nice attire to catch her attention.
Now: You add him on Facebook. Or he adds you on Facebook. Either way, it’s a good start.
Seduction
Before: The guy ask for your cellphone number and your landline. And you can’t wait to receive texts from him asking how's your day, if you've had lunch, and whether or not you’re in bed.
Now: You can’t wait to receive texts from him asking how's your day, if you've had lunch, and whether or not you’re in bed. But until you exchange digits, you can just keep liking his Instagram photos, dropping catchy comments on his status messages, and whenever you’re feeling bold, clicking his name on your Facebook chat sidebar and starting a convo by saying Hi.
Asking her out
Before: He anxiously calls you up to invite you to dinner and telling you His treat. cheesy moment!
Now: While exchanging messages during the day, all of the sudden the other person will invite you for a drink of dinner and you'll both agree. cheesy moment!
The first date
Before: after a subdued silent undisturbed for a minute. You'll now keep grasping for conversation topics, and nearly die of anxiety whenever there’s silence between the two of you. After your date you say Goodnight and both plan to do it again.
Now: You pretty much know all about your date already, so you handle the convo like a pro. Thanks to your daily habit of Facebook-stalking him, you know what TV shows he watches, what band he’s currently listening to. In this kind of situations how could you run out of things to say? After your date, you walk her home and kiss her Goodnight.
Becoming a Sweet Couple
Before: Right away you tell it to your closest friends. Your siblings, too. Your parents?? not a good idea. Maybe next time!!
Now: All your friends and mutual friends knows, because it’s all over Facebook via your relationship status change and all the couple shots you’ve been uploading to your facebook account.
Too bad your parents find it out without you telling them. hello they have facebook too! :)
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